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[–] vampire@lemmy.world 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Idk if you guys know this but you can have a best friend without FUCKING THEM, YOU FILTHY FUCKING ANIMALS

[–] SevenOfWine@startrek.website 17 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A real friend wants their friends to be happy. Maybe think about that next time you selfishly decide not to go down on them.

[–] vampire@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Boooo don't make this sort of joke at strangers you nasty slime

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Booooo don't throw this sort of insult at strangers you beautiful soul.

[–] vampire@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Silentiea@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and my pet beholder happens to think your soul is beautiful.

[–] vampire@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Read the rest of my comments on this website and you'll see that pretty much everything I say makes someone angry at me. Maybe your pet will reconsider

[–] Silentiea@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Maybe my beholder has a thing for incidental antagonism?