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[โ€“] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 20 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He had a $300 windfall and decided to spend it all on coffee

[โ€“] imakeninjascry@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Arooo! Don't spend it all in one place!