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[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

We do have a loving and stable relationship. Complete with kids and a mortgage! And we still fuck like rabid apes.

[–] ricecake@sh.itjust.works 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

fuck like rabid apes

You mean painfully, with jerky twitches, difficulty swallowing and ultimate brain death?

[–] Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

Not sure about literal brain death but pretty much.

[–] SturgiesYrFase@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

SICK! Super happy for you my dude! Was worried with what you'd said, but, obviously, that's a single sentence.