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Montana Man, 80, Pleads Guilty To Creating Giant Mutant Hybrid Bighorns
(cowboystatedaily.com)
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"Home? I have no home. Hunted, despised, living like an animal! Montana is my home. And I will show the world that I can be its master! I will perfect my own race of giant mutant hybrid sheep. A race of atomic giant mutant hybrid sheep which will conquer the world!"
Apologies to Ed Wood and Bela Lugosi.