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Sometimes you really need that vodka shot when things go wrong in the database (sopuli.xyz)

submitted 11 months ago by reboot6675@sopuli.xyz to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] ulkesh@beehaw.org 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Seriously though, MySQL is garbage and its replication is even worse. It is by design that you’re not supposed to rely on it. It’s apparently a feature that the replication gets out of sync. Why have it then?

I can’t wait until I no longer have to deal with databases. The time is coming!

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 3 points 11 months ago (2 children)

death, taxes, and databases

[–] firefly@neon.nightbulb.net 2 points 11 months ago

@ulkesh@beehaw.org

Tax data is stored in a database.

Birth and death data are stored in a database.

I see a pattern here.

If you are not born, and if you don't die, you won't get dumped.

[–] ulkesh@beehaw.org 1 points 11 months ago

Well damn.