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A 62-Year-Old German Man Got 217 Covid Shots—and Was Totally Fine (www.wired.com)

submitted 8 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I aspire to be this guy.

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[–] FriendBesto@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

How did no one notice he taking like a shot about every 3-4 days on average? Does that even make any sense? The more you try to parse it. Like, no one in his family noticed? Nor his Doctor? Did he travel around the world or to different countrues to get all of them? Since most countries do not have them all.

Looked into the guy, there is official evidence for 134 of the vaccinations, which include eight different types of vaccines authorized for human use. The remaining are self-reported. But still, guess no one cares or bothers to notice if you are pushing product.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

What do you mean by pushing product?

[–] Liz@midwest.social 6 points 8 months ago

Hey kids, you wanna try vaccines?