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A 62-Year-Old German Man Got 217 Covid Shots—and Was Totally Fine (www.wired.com)

submitted 8 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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I aspire to be this guy.

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[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 69 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

The title bothers me. He still is totally fine, but he was, too.

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

This reads like a Mitch Hedberg quote.

"I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to too."

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

I was a bit inspired 😉

[–] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

Wouldn't it be mad if every time this man went to the doctors, they told him "okay, now forget everything you know about vaccines!"?

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 8 months ago

You’re dad was in that movie

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

But if he had never been vaxxed? Higher long COVID risk & stuff.

Maybe delusional-paranoia-quantities of shots are safer than none!