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MySQL moment (lemmy.world)
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[–] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 35 points 8 months ago (1 children)

If your views aren't nested joins on views on views on views with group bys with wildcard text matching are you even trying to enter hell?

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Exactly. I once worked with a junior developer who had constructed a simple reusable view with test coverage. I don't think they were even trying to make a pact with the nether realm. I'm just not sure what SQL is coming to these days.

[–] blackstrat@lemmy.fwgx.uk 2 points 8 months ago

Absolute amateur