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submitted 8 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@lemmy.world
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[–] vorpuni@jlai.lu 88 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (4 children)

PRODUTO COSMÉTICO. NÃO COMESTÍVEL. 🤔

[–] deus@lemmy.world 89 points 8 months ago (1 children)

To be fair it does look delicious and strawberry yoghurt sure is an unusual fragrance for soap. Hell, I can speak Portuguese and there's still a non-zero chance I would've tried to eat this.

[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 52 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Doesn’t help that Mentos is a candy brand over here in the US. My dumb ass would’ve definitely eaten half of this and only realize something’s wrong when I start burping bubbles

[–] loutr@sh.itjust.works 36 points 8 months ago

It's a global candy brand, including Brasil and Portugal. But I'd never seen mentos soap...

[–] casmael@lemm.ee 18 points 8 months ago (1 children)

No hablo espagñol

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 26 points 8 months ago (1 children)

But do you speak Portuguese?

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago (4 children)

My mom used to yell “filho da puta estupido, eu vo te matar!” or something.

Never found out what it means

[–] reverendsteveii@lemm.ee 15 points 8 months ago (1 children)

it means "I love you very much and hope you have a wonderful day"

[–] PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca 13 points 8 months ago

I figured it was something along those lines 🥰

[–] rooster_butt@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

It means your mother is a whore and she's going to kill you.

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 months ago

She said "you aren't my real son and I drowned your parents"

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 0 points 8 months ago

Have you tried google translate smh

[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago (1 children)

não*

[–] vorpuni@jlai.lu 2 points 8 months ago

I couldn’t tell from the compression artifacts. Corrected.

[–] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

I dont know a lick of whatever language that is, but even I can tell thats cosmetic, not for eating.