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Exxon CEO blames public for failure to fix climate change (thehill.com)

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[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

And don’t forget, not only are they focused on oil but also lithium.

Because they know their goose is cooked but that won’t stop them double dipping in all of those Government hand outs.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Are you sure that’s lithium and not latinum?

[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

263rd Rule of Acquisition: “ Never allow doubt to tarnish your lust for latinum.”

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

#102: Nature decays, but latinum lasts forever.

[–] IHeartBadCode@kbin.social 1 points 8 months ago

You’ve got the lobes of a shrewd Ferengi.