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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 91 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 25 points 8 months ago (3 children)

There's gotta be one like this for her lewd behavior in the theater too!

[–] HWK_290@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago

Boebert rails against Beetlejuice, then beats her date til he juices

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] NotMyOldRedditName@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I'd never heard the word licentious before. Perfect usage!

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Wait was she the one giving the man she was committing adultery with a hand job in public?

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 22 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Didn’t that Sarah Palin do this same thing? Like 20 years ago? Its like I keep seeing this movie over and over again.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

Yeah she did! Conservative Christianity was a deranged cult long before Trump worship made everything much worse lol

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The theatrics of American politicians is like a bad remake of Groundhog Day

[–] rambling_lunatic@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 months ago

Boebert isn't welcome in theatres anymore.