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It's the dunk tank.

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[–] lntl@lemmy.ml 1 points 8 months ago (6 children)

I've got better things to do than contemplate the word vomit of irrelevant entertainers

get a hobby my lemmy

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 40 points 8 months ago

my lemmy

No fucking you way you legit just typed that out unironically. point-and-laugh-2

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 38 points 8 months ago (1 children)

smuglord get a hobby. Only my posting habits are right and good

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 23 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Also "I don't personally like this person so their impact is irrelevant"

How'd that work out for you dipshits with Trump when you smugly insisted it didn't matter what the dummies thought until they beat you at your own game and Clinton lost the easiest election of two lifetimes.

[–] BurgerPunk@hexbear.net 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

smuglord Trump only won because of Ruzzian interference. Mueller is going to save us any day now

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

And before him it was Comey which is extra hilarious because he's ACTUALLY the one that killed Hilldawgs campaign when he announced, completely unnecessarily, that the fbi was reopening an investigation into her a week before the election.

And then the result of that investigation was "Oh yea we already reviewed all this stuff".

I don't mean to take the blame away from Hillary, she's the one that actually lost the election by making Al Gore look like a savey and charismatic politician by comparison. But she almost definitely would have won in spite of herself if that October surprise hadn't dropped.

Also the Meuller thing is extra hilarious because he basically said "Here's a list of things you could go after him for but I'm not going to do it for you" but that was obviously too much for dems so they did nothing and let republicans keep getting away with it instead.

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 32 points 8 months ago (1 children)

It doesn't matter if you care, you dumbshit redditor, the point is that other people still will so comparing kid fucking rock's chud bullshit to your dipshit neighbor is just fucking dumb as hell unless your neighbor has 3M followers on instagram or some shit

get a hobby my lemmy

get a brain my redditor

[–] lntl@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago (3 children)

lol do you really think people beyond the half dozen or so hexbears here care what this asshat says? y'all clowns should start a circus

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

Circuses aren't just like...a bunch of clowns. Thats too many clowns. You need some tight rope walkers and dudes who shoot themselves out of canons as well as some abused elephants. The average circus has like 2-5 clowns tops.

[–] HelltakerHomosexual@hexbear.net 7 points 8 months ago

how did i miss the piece of shit