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[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago (4 children)

how could this come from the millionaire car dealership scion and magisterial lyricist who once cobbled from the wind such meditative imagery as

Bawitdaba, da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

and who can forget the ensorcelling prose of

My name is Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
Kid Rock
[–] dannoffs@hexbear.net 33 points 8 months ago (2 children)

magisterial lyricist

He didn't even write it lmao

[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

I'd be even more embarrassed to sing that if I hadn't written it myself cringe

[–] bigboopballs@hexbear.net 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 1 points 8 months ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[–] MaoTheLawn@hexbear.net 18 points 8 months ago

bruh that's like the only good part of his songs

his more recent lyrics are I shit you not 'WE THE PEOPLE! LETS GO BRANDON!' and 'wear your mask, take your pills, now a whole generations mentally ill'

[–] axont@hexbear.net 6 points 8 months ago

That first one isn't him, that's a very bad paraphrasing of the Sugarhill Gang

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 4 points 8 months ago

Somehow less cringe than his fake country music, though.