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Time to bring that back (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] CodexArcanum@lemmy.world 34 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Moses originally had 3 tablets with the divine Commandments, but broke one in anger. A disciple would later recover a fragment, containing the start of the 13th Commandment: XIII THOU SHALT LIGMA...

[–] mossy_@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ligma?

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It's similar to updog

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

But what's updog?

...I had to fight with autocorrect for like 3 minutes for this post

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 12 points 9 months ago

Nothing much you?

[–] stringere@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Valiant

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Thou shalt ligma what?

[–] yumpsuit@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of divine retribution

[–] devilish@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Who the hell is Steve Jobs?

[–] kromem@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

There really is a story about him breaking the old laws in anger at the worship of a golden calf and bringing new laws.

Such a coincidence that story happened to parallel the alleged reforms of Josiah who got rid of the golden calf worship in Bethel and Dan while instituting new laws he 'discovered' excavating the temple.

God (or at least his editors) truly do work in mysterious ways