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I’ve been vaccinated for COVID 5 times over the last 3 years, and have received various vaccines over 41 years. Slowest. Euthanasia. Ever.
You joke, but since you got the jab I can guarantee you will die.
(Just not any faster than normal...)
Thank you for the reminder there is probably a new version I'm missing.
There was a new version last fall and it is still being administered. It’s no longer free (though insurance is supposed to pay), so few have gotten it.
That's it, you have done it now. You are hereby attested!
Agreed, and my phone didn't get 5g either
How good are you at football right now? I've been hearing things.
Oh yeah you die at 45 right on your birth date and time, no sooner, no later. You got 4 years left
i was vaccinated in priority because i had to go on a mission with my unit in the military, this would have been the dumbest moment to euthanize me