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I had to sue mine to get my security deposit back; this tracks.
Everyone needs to and everyone should
I’m petty as hell. I would just ramble and ramble when I was on the phone with their lawyer. Was super polite to the guy, but he definitely billed double the time he likely needed to for such a small case thanks to my bloviating