"Joyful parents and dismayed kids..."

1. "Hurray! Our children are unhappy! This is our goal as parents for some reason..."

2. You know you're the parents right? You don't need to rely on the authority of others to tell your kids not to have their phones out at dinner? You can just do that yourself.

3. So if my wife and I want to look up the answer to a question, or check our calendar, we get charged more? Good business strategy there...