There’s a BBQ place near me, and I ordered tater tots there once, as a side. They were $4. They literally gave me 4 tater tots. They were one dollar apiece.

[–] Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There are two types of BBQ places; stingy, overpriced, gourmet bullshit with barely any sauce and greasy, messy, heart stopping heaven. The former always pretends to be the latter.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

There's also Mission BBQ which is stingy, overpriced, overly-sweet non-gourmet bullshit with jingoistic pro-military support-the-troops bullshit thrown in for good measure.

[–] Railing5132@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

Don't forget the right-wing "we're ignoring mask mandates in the height of the pandemic and not limiting seating because we're god-fearin' 'mercans here!" bullshit.

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I ordered a gyro with a side of onion rings (the onion rings alone were $7) from a local place to take home. When I got home and opened the box of onion rings, I saw there were only six small (like, 1.5" in diameter) onion rings in the too-large box - more than a dollar per tiny ring. Next time I went I complained about the onion rings and they showed me the menu which said "6 onion rings" in the item description albeit in a tiny font. Like, they knew what complete and utter bullshit it was so they had to have something legal to fall back on.

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 5 points 9 months ago

“Bro, we told you we were bullshitting you, right there in the sign. That means we’re not at fault”

Fuck that shit.