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Florida man bludgeons father to death after learning he got 'the vaccine:' Investigators | WCHS (wchstv.com)

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[–] squiblet@kbin.social 40 points 9 months ago (2 children)

My blood is black, magnetic, I'm mind controlled by 5G, my DNA is patented by Pfizer and I'm not even human and am sterile... I woke up the other day in my yard at 4 AM sitting on a Joe Biden prayer rug full of pentagrams and couldn't remember how I got there... but other than that I feel okay.

[–] thefartographer@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Every day, I get a massive headache and order 15 more Xboxes

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

The plural is XBoxi.

Edit: XBix

[–] squiblet@kbin.social 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

XBoxen

[–] I_am_10_squirrels@beehaw.org 1 points 9 months ago

A flock of XBoxen in the woodsen

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 1 points 9 months ago

Did you just assume my architecture?

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

You're not eating children yet, so the vaccine is still taking effect.