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Apple Vision Pro Owners Are Struggling to Figure Out What They Just Bought (nymag.com)
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[–] dustyData@lemmy.world 69 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They bought Tim Cook a new private jet. I thought they'd have figured by now.

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago

"Just park it next to the others."

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago (4 children)

He doesn't own one already?

[–] ipkpjersi@lemmy.ml 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That's why they said a new one. Only peasants have just one private jet.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And here I am without even a private Cessna

[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Mate I have a private bike

[–] klemptor@startrek.website 6 points 11 months ago

Alright Mr Moneybags, no need to brags

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 16 points 11 months ago (1 children)

He needs two so he can Van Damme between them.

[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I was not aware that existed. Why are they driving backwards? I'm more impressed by the skill of the truckers than that split.

For anyone else that is unaware. https://youtu.be/M7FIvfx5J10?si=WUoZYFGqwRvLl6a2

[–] Xanvial@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Seems it's safer, if he fell, there's not much risk

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

He only has 6, he needs 1 more for Sundays

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 points 11 months ago

Why own one when you can own two?