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Tracking Taylor Swift's Jets: @TaylorSwiftsJets@mastodon.social
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My private jet would simply be untrackable to plebes. I would go higher and faster and further than the other poors and your silly tracking software wouldnt be able to keep up.
Matter of fact, my jet would have mudflaps that say ‘eat my dust’ because of how fast it is.
If Taylor Swift is so smart, why didn't she think of painting her jet red so it goes faster?
She should paint the jet blue so it blends with the sky and we can't track it
She should put a high-viz jacket on her jet so people don't question what it's doing.