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Bartender Qualifications (programming.dev)

submitted 9 months ago by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 30 points 9 months ago (2 children)

We both know it's the project manager that drives us to the bottle.

[–] UxyIVrljPeRl@lemmy.world 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Imiss my last manager, he bought the bottle.

[–] MisterNeon@lemmy.world 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I'm seeing at least 4 people that need to get full stack drunk together.

[–] pacofrommexico@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This exchange warms my heart

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 1 points 9 months ago

I'm not a developer of any ends, but I would love to join you lot in getting drunk, I have some experience with computers and understand very basic terms, so there won't be any issues here

[–] psud@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I'm a scrum master. Drinking now. A lot