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[–] db2@lemmy.world 66 points 9 months ago (4 children)

SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] psud@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism

Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 7 points 9 months ago

You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

I would not fill my glass with string.

[–] astraeus@programming.dev 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

glass_content === 0

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES