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[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 43 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Use the Heisenberg method, bite a lamp cord with your teeth, use the ends to cause a short burning the zip ties and burning the piss out of your wrists. You're then free to go hide your methylamine at your car wash.

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Youre supposed to unplug the cord before biting it right?

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Absolutely not, give yourself some extra energy for your escape