Dad Jokes

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submitted 9 months ago by kersploosh@sh.itjust.works to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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The nurse asked the rabbit, "What's your blood type?"

"I'm probably a type O," he replied.

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[–] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 48 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think this is the first time I've guessed the punchline to a new joke on my own. I feel so proud. So empty. Still proud, though

[–] __little_omega@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (2 children)

How can you be empty if you're "full of pride"?

[–] Deceptichum@kbin.social 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

It’s like buying a loot box, you get that sense of pride and accomplishment but it’s meaningless.

[–] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Exactly!

[–] UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 months ago

Many bags