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Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] hex_m_hell@slrpnk.net 52 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

There's a Q six letters in. There's 12 months in a year, which is 6x2. That means THIS YEAR BIDEN RIGGED THE SUPER BOWL! It's clearly an admission from a secret agent associatied with Q.

/s just in case it's needed, because we live in the dumbest of all possible time lines.

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Careful, every time we say we live in the dumbest possible timeline somebody on the other side says hold my beer.

[–] TrueStoryBob@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Homer Simpson: "We live in the dumbest possible timeline... so far."