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Right-Wingers Say Super Bowl Is Rigged So Taylor Swift Can Endorse Biden (www.rollingstone.com)

submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 32 points 9 months ago (2 children)

At this point I'm not sure Elon even knows how to play regular chess.

[–] lemmylommy@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is that the game in which you shit on the board and declare yourself the winner?

[–] KnightontheSun@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You misheard her. She said, "Shit on my chest!"

[–] harry_balzac@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

He'd refuse even if he knew because the Queens are "too woke."