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[–] email@sh.itjust.works 71 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that tried it, died

[–] sag@lemm.ee 41 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 15 points 9 months ago

If I go more than a few days without it, I will literally die.

[–] DiscordMod1999@lemmy.today 7 points 9 months ago

Better version:

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Not only that, but 100% of murder victims were found to have infested it within a week of their death

[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I think you mean ingested, but I will admit infested is much funnier

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 9 months ago

LMAO yeah I'm keeping it

[–] confused_code_monkey@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Actually about 7% of those that have tried it are still alive and well! 😀 (Our current global population represents about 7% of all humans that have ever lived)

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I feel like that number is slowly creeping toward 0%. Maybe it'll take a billion years, but I bet it'll get there.

[–] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

if we never get to expand beyond earth or are exterminated then yes but without any of those limiting factors the percentage would probably stay the same because exponential growth

[–] eatham@aussie.zone 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Water is very dangerous because 100% people that have had it will die.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 5 points 9 months ago

100% of people who don't also die

No wonder Kojima only drinks movies

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

it has been shown in the lab that too much dihydrogen monoxide causes suffocation and it is one of the primary requirements of cancer cells to survive