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[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 226 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Texas secessionists have not considered the ramifications of becoming a hostile force sitting on top of oil that the US regards as its own.

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 107 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If there's two things you don't get between, it's a mama and her cub, and the US and oil.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 74 points 9 months ago (2 children)

There’s three things you don’t mess with.

US and oil.

US and their boats.

And the US and an excuse to pump more money into the military industrial complex that masquerades as our Economy.

You should also avoid bears in general.

[–] prayer@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You know that game 6 degrees of separation, where you find 6 people you and a stranger have in common? You can do the same thing with your job and MIC spending by the government.

[–] Zron@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

my best friend works directly for a military contractor, I don’t need to play 6 degrees.

As if the US needs an excuse!

The only bear I care to be around is the Teddy variety.

[–] Cannibal_MoshpitV3@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Y'all qaeda about to find out

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar 9 points 9 months ago

The amount of Texans who support seceding are an extreme minority.

Most of us think they're just as dumb as you do.