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Biden Announces He’s Reheating Chili If Anyone’s Interested (www.theonion.com)

submitted 9 months ago by tree@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

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WASHINGTON—Stating that it was as easy to prepare 330 million helpings as one, President Joe Biden announced Thursday that he was reheating chili if anyone was interested. “I’m going to pop some chili into the microwave in a minute or so if anyone wants some,” said Biden, who raised his eyebrows as he gestured emphatically at the large container of leftover meat and beans and repeated “anyone want in on this?” “It smells good. I bet it tastes good, too. It’s from Tuesday, but it should still be good. Better, even. It gives the flavors time to mingle. Alright, last chance if anyone wants any. You’ll need to get past security to get into the White House, but I can arrange that.” At press time, Biden was attempting to entice the nation by shaking a bag of oyster crackers.

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[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 59 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Shit. I'd eat chili with Biden.

[–] elliot_crane@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Hell yeah, and if secret service didn’t tackle me for taking out my phone to take a selfie, I’d even take my chances and ask if he wants to go for an ice cream cone afterwards.

[–] mosiacmango@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago

You offer to hop on amtrak as well and the man would literally hug you.