I've said it before: assuming he survives, he's months away from a traveling stand-up show with Guaidó. They'll probably end up as a Shen Yun opening act

[–] ProfessorAdonisCnut@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

He won't survive though. If the war ends any way where there aren't a million shitty plastic wolfsangels flanking the streets of Sevastopol for a joint victory parade/pogrom, he is getting merk'd by an Azov psycho for being Ukraine's very own 'Stab In The Back' Jew.

[–] jackmarxist@hexbear.net 2 points 9 months ago

He probably should have an escape route. He also replaced the Nazi Commander recently so my headcanon is that he's planning about how to dip.

[–] D61@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago

Zelensky with co-president of the USA Guaido... I'd vote for that.