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[–] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 33 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Creative horny, I always like to find new ways to manhandle the hamcandle.

Well, technically I'm womanhandling it, but that breaks the flow of the sentence.

[–] Deconceptualist@lemm.ee 19 points 9 months ago

manhandle the hamcandle

Thank you, miss_brainfarts. for introducing me to this delightful euphemism

(or maybe it's a dysphemism... ?)

[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, I wouldn't be respecting your rights as a woman if I didn't steal your phrase and take all the credit for myself, a man. I'm sure you understand

[–] miss_brainfarts@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I stole that phrase myself

Credit where credit is due: I got that phrase from AliceinWonder1and. Go check her out, she is a kiwi transgirl who plans to release videos documenting her entire bottom surgery journey. Which I think is fantastic, considering how hard it seems to be to find information from actual people who had the surgery.

[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago

Damn, that is interesting. Thanks for the pointer!