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Scientists Create First Hummus Platter That Comes With Enough Pita Bread
(thehardtimes.net)
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I am skeptical. If there is more pita, you know you can take more hummus with each dip, so you will still run out of hummus first. I seems scientifically impossible. At least until we find the actual hummus to pita capacity, and I doubt they could have.