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[-] Fixbeat@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago

I would suggest reducing the amount of hummus to keep the amount of precious pita needed. Of course, raise the price because smaller dishes are fancier dishes.

[-] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Serve less hummus? Burn the witch!

[-] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 13 points 8 months ago
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