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[–] neptune@dmv.social 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My car got towed when I went to the doctor (I'm too overweight to walk very far) and my medical bill was huge, so now I am bankrupt. At least I can sell my gun range that's also a bar for cash. If I don't fix my financial situation now, my kids will never be able to afford college, forever dooming my descendents to a life of burger flipping and penury.

[–] girlfiend@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Add in a flag salute somewhere, and you got 'murica bingo

[–] sysadmin420@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Also needs a black lab and a pickup truck.

Can't forget that

[–] Sway_Chameleon@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Gotta add in some imperial units of measurement, and some cognetive dissonance in the form of disdain for socialist health care systems.