I make knives and swords as a hobby.

Really what that means is unless someone comes up and asks me to make one for them, about twice a year I get super into it, disappear for 5-10 days, and come out with a smattering of different styles to hopefully sell.

Usually I end up making things for Christmas and birthdays to give away, so I don't actually make any money off the hobby.

There's also a pile of clothes sitting in my corner I probably won't think about again today, and I actually do need to wash dishes....

I came here to laugh, damn it!