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Generational differences (lemmy.world)

submitted 9 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/whitepeopletwitter@sh.itjust.works

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[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 29 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Bold of you to assume that life hands lemons out anymore. You have to rent them now.

[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 15 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Subscription based.

[–] ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

LaaS

[–] DoctorWhookah@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago

Lemons as a Service and we will manage them for you, for a small fee. Never worry about your lemons again!

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Lemon of the month club!

For just $19.99/3.33 weeks, Lemon of The Month Club will mail you a brand new, artisanal lemon from our holistic, natural, hand-plucked groves! And your lemons will come to you pre-peeled, sliced and individually vacuum sealed for MAXIMUM freshness!

Or you can upgrade to the Lemon n’ Rind of the month GOLD club for an extra $9.99/3.25 weeks, where your monthly lemon package will include double the amount of vacuum sealed packages, the standard six lemon slice vacuum packs PLUS the rind so you can zest your lemons like a real professional lemoner!

[–] minibyte@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

lemonsonlease.com is available.

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Book it!

Although I am partial to lemonsonparade.com

[–] coaxil@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Lemons as a service?

[–] lud@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

LAAS