Shitty Life Pro Tip

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SLPT: Before taking what you think is the biggest shit of your life in the restroom of someone you barely know, make yourself a favor and flush the toilet once to make sure it is functional. (lemmy.world)

submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by platypus_plumba@lemmy.world to c/shittylifeprotips@lemmy.world

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It's a good tip, but shitty.

This just happened to me in the guest bathroom of someone I barely knew. The bathroom was meters away from the meeting.

Never. Again.

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (4 children)

So let's say I need to take a monster dump, and I test the toilet as you suggest, and I discover that it is not functional. Assuming it is the only toilet within reasonable distance, now what?

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Upper-decker. Make it the next guy's problem.

[–] mrbubblesort@kbin.social 2 points 10 months ago

In all seriousness, no need to wait until the end, just flush after each turd. If it's so monster, it's gonna take a few times to get it all anyways

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

"Is there a plumber in the house?"