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More Realistic Meat Substitute Made From Soy Raised In Brutally Cruel Conditions (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] Holyhandgrenade@lemmy.world 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I have a rhubarb plant in my garden, and deep down I know that when I have long perished and my earthly remains have rejoined with the earth's soil, that rhubarb plant will still be there, stubbornly making more rhubarb than anyone can eat.

[โ€“] snaprails@feddit.uk 3 points 10 months ago

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