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This will be a funny one to explain to grandkids one day (startrek.website)

submitted 10 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Always wash the dirty dozen!

Strawberries
Spinach
Kale, Collard and Mustard Greens
Peaches
Pears
Nectarines
Apples
Grapes
Bell and Hot Peppers
Cherries
Blueberries
Green Beans

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Well that's pesticides. My list is related to warehouse gunk, rats, people coughing on them, etc.

*PSA: to get rid of pesticides soak in baking soda bath. They break down.

[–] nifty@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago (2 children)

It’s not just pesticides. You can get residual germs from bad agricultural practices, which is why we get E. coli and listeria outbreaks from vegetables.

[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yes but the "dirty dozen" specifically refers to pesticides.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 1 points 10 months ago

John Oliver torched a head of lettuce, while talking about that. https://youtu.be/Za45bT41sXg

[–] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

I'm aware, just adding to the conversation is all