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Taliban Militants Fed Up With Office Culture, Ready to Quiet Quit (time.com)

submitted 10 months ago by macaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] LufyCZ@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Imagine being a freaking sniper and suddenly being forced to enter numbers into spreadsheets every day.

Hilarious

[–] Kittenstix@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I feel like there's gotta be a little overlap there due to how complex it is to shoot a rifle any range over 500 meters.

Etid, grammar

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At the very least a sniper should be good at sitting very still for hours at a time.

[–] Xanxia@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

On the other hand they would not be verry well prepared for an open office environment.

[–] technohacker@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago

~~Would a LibreOffice environment suffice?~~

[–] Redward@yiffit.net 6 points 10 months ago

Now you’re aiming for numbers