this post was submitted on 04 Jan 2024
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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And then everyone wakes up freshly peeled. It's a win-win!
Just avoid areas with life signs. Person in the room? Delay the transporter sweep for an hour and check again. Or alternatively just don't clear dead skin cells/hair/dust within a 2ft radius of a given life sign, and do maybe 3 sweeps a day.
And bald. And fingernail-less.