Baby shark is an anthem against marriage equality, it was clearly pushing for a man an a woman when calling out momma shark and daddy shark. It is clearly in the bands constitution, they stand for traditional family values and will never accept the idea of marriage not being between an man and a woman. That's the way it was for Grandma shark, and the way it will be for baby shark.

Don't even get me started on how the sound of the fox represents the invisible hand of the Fed choosing who gets rich.

/S, just in cass it wasn't obvious.