There is no refrigeration so most of it'll go bad. Meanwhile, plants last longer and you can replant the seeds and live long provided you find a source of fresh water.

Carnivore diet clowns will die of salmonella.

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[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 28 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

I was thinking "you are stranded on an island and this self driving boat shows up out of nowhere"

[–] Tankiedesantski@hexbear.net 41 points 10 months ago

"I'm stranded on an island because I'm too racist to ask the nearby (brown) people for help."

[–] MechanizedPossum@hexbear.net 32 points 10 months ago

wdym stranded, there's like three boats within shouting range. My main question is if the POV character is a beach resort tourist drinking themselves into a stupor on sugary, premixed cocktails served in a hollowed-out pineapple, a backpacker trying to get rid of their mushroom stash before crossing the border, some digital nomad / travel blogger dipshit extorting hotel staff with their follower count or a British sexpat who could easily be mistaken for the contents of the left boat.

[–] neidu2@feddit.nl 17 points 10 months ago

In that case I'd much rather reflect on the life choices I'd made that landed me in such a stupid situation.