this post was submitted on 29 Dec 2023
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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Fucking them would send mixed messages

[–] pearsaltchocolatebar 1 points 1 year ago

Breakup sex is definitely a thing.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Never underestimate the closure of one last angry fuck. What sends the mixed messages is the fact that it's probably some of the best sex you'll ever have which leaves you wanting to go back to that hot, wet, dank, filthy, delicious well. Damn, it suddenly got really warm here. /S