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Scientists Train Full-Grown Man To Ask For Help When Needed (www.theonion.com)
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[–] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Wait Can I apply for this??

[–] bradorsomething@ttrpg.network 18 points 10 months ago

If you can ask, you don’t need to.