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Perhaps a sign that the hospital admin needs a potato canon to the face, in their next group Minecraft session.

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[โ€“] SerLava@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

THEY TAXED THEIR EMPLOYEES ON THE MARKUP OF THEIR BAKED POTATO

[โ€“] sooper_dooper_roofer@hexbear.net 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

be amerishart
local mart is free of sharts
drive past the designated shooting school (aka all of them)
drive another 2 hours to work
work 8 hours
drive back another 2 hours
eat your holiday bonus baked potato which cost $200
pay $30 in tax for your baked potato
nighttime, go to sleep
police do a no-knock raid on your house because the guy 2 houses down sells weed
get shot in your sleep for resisting arrest
miraculously survive, but have tremendous medical bills
it's okay, the insurance terms say they'll cover it
they won't cover it anyway
quit job and squat on some land and farm potatoes
now you can at least pretend you grow thousands of dollars per square foot
DARPA mind E/M ray activates
get taxed in your daydreams
a few days later, the IRS comes to your field in bumfuck Idaho
asks for $30 per $200 potato imagined
you have no money so you can't pay, but they'll let it slide if you agree to be a neuralink test subject