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Why yes of cou- (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by Stamets@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] MxM111@kbin.social 19 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Why would you do that with Mormons though?

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 11 months ago (2 children)

They said they'd give me a planet

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 13 points 11 months ago

Still, vampires are better.

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Morons give out planets?

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well because maybe it's a good thing to offer food to these kids who don't really yet understand the folly of their cult beliefs. At least I can give them a cookie or something for their efforts.

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

We are talking about vampires, right?

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

Umm.....not sure anymore. Do vampires like cookies? If they're nice they can come to my house and have a bite.