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[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like the Texas version. "I had one foot stuck in yesterday, the other stuck in tomorrow, and all I did was piss all over today."

[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I should frame that and hang it in my office.

[–] Dagwood222@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago