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What are the words you know or use for the toilet and the activities you associate with it? (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago by original_reader@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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The throne, John, "sitting down", "dropping cargo" are rather harmless examples. I have marked this NSFW as a precaution. 🫣

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[–] sharkfeek@lemmy.fmhy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

An old timey one I heard was 'I need to see a man about a horse' and one I've actually heard people use was 'I need to drop the kids off at the pool.'

[–] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Or man about a dog.

We had to stop when the kids kept getting excited for a puppy twice a day.